- Polish the car
- Not buy the promotional two for the price of one wine (pretending that I'm expanding my tastes)
- Only ever drink after 5pm
- Have at least two alcohol-free days per week
- Buy only second-hand books
- Incur no parking fines or late fees for DVDs
- Give the CDs I buy as gifts for friends to them without first burning them to the 'puter
- Not play Tonkapom or Last Man Standing or Stick Cricket while on work calls
- Not put people on hands-free (I'm sooooo busy that I need to play games and talk to you about your shitty work)
- Not buy Whopper burgers when pissed.
6 years ago
3 comments:
At least now we know what you are doing with your hands when you are on the phone.
Yeah, "polishing the car" - that's code, right?
You guys never fail to amuse...
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